And when you do finally get a place, they'll likely do things like limit the amount of tokens you can get for the communal washing machine – that is, if and when the landlord can be found after days gone missing and you have no clean clothes.
And it's because of a landlord that I got a joke from today's edition of the Chat! newspaper. The Range Rover belonging to 'controversial' (when are they not?) deejay Mavado was reportedly shot up outside his uptown home.
More than a year ago a friend was being pestered by his landlord. That friend was a relatively good tenant and in fact he'd even made some home improvements. Still the landlord carried on, so said friend decided to move but not before he helped find an appropriate tenant to replace him. That tenant? David Brooks A.K.A. Mavado.
P.S. Respect to my current landlord. He's one of the good ones.
Gully garage
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my landlord is a creep. one time i left my string undie in the dryer and he took it out with his bare hands and proceeded to deliver it to me in his bare hands. i swear before he handed them to me he gave it a loving squeeze. uggh
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