Panty king, Eee...1. Too much foam, not enough coffee. That's just racist.
2. A male shopping mall worker tried to rub some kind of lotion into my terrified colleague's hand.
3. Colleague had to find a polite but firm way of saying 'NO!' to the man, who was now chasing him, without shaming Jamaicans everywhere.
4. A beautiful woman holds open the door for us. Priceless.
5. Free internet
6. The hotel driver, who was perhaps of unsound mind, told us on the way back to MIA that he served in US special forces with Steven Seagal and Osama bin Laden.
7. It was five minutes away from MIA when our new friend told us us that Osama's next target was in fact the airport. Not yet as it turned out.
8. *Note to US law enforcement: 'bin Laden's probably still in Florida.'
9. The departure gate for the Kingston flight was a long walk from food and seating (see 1... except it was pointed out that we were at the wrong gate).
10. Everything else we couldn't afford.
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this post truly leads me to believe that the write has never been to a foreign country before.... there are also signs of the blogger being a "foreignist" . mr. writer have you never seen a beautiful woman tend a shop here in jamaica??????? or is it because the woman is american and her clothes smells like tide laundry detergent and her face is caked with poweder and strategically placed lashes ,collagen and botox? The writer obviously suffers from what is generally refered to as the "oliver samuels goes to foriegn" syndrome. Affectionate note to the author - the same "foreign service can be found at the duty free indian shops at the MBJ airport-beautiful women,taste testing liquor, aromatic and exotic smells and all that without spending 350usd to go to FARIN!!!! muahhhhhh
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