Stuff white people like: Bob Marley

NOW a bestselling book, Stuff White People Like has identified a new anthropological phenomena: the 'Bob Marley Phase', between the sixth grade and the end of college. According to author Christian Lander this has a lot to do with smoking marijuana; less so Marley's lyrics.


"Note: if you are talking to a white person who is really into Bob Marley, has dreadlocks, and professes to be a Rastafarian, you should end the conversation immediately. These people are of no value unless you need directions to a WTO protest or have questions about how bad a human can smell," advises Lander.

And, he further cautions: "Under no circumstances should you ever bring a white person to a dancehall reggae concert, it will frighten them." And it's true. Groups of young men in skinny pants dancing like this, is quite frightening.

P.S. You can buy the book locally at Bookophilia, 92 Hope Road, KGN 6

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