Kingston airport: at least Osama's not here

A few weeks ago I was in Miami on a regular work trip: airport-hotel-meeting-mall-hotel-airport. The airport shuttle driver seemed a normal guy until he starting telling one story after another. The one we liked best was his claim that he trained with US special forces, together with Osama bin Laden. It got weirder...

Crazy cabbie

Even then he was very tall and skinny, even though he got a little hairier. But let me tell you that he was the type of person who wasn't afraid of anything. He even got arrested right there and sent to jail for insulting a leader but everybody kept quiet. He came forward and face-to-face told George H Bush, 'Remember this, we're going to war and I'm going to be back and I will kill you!'

And the guy (Bush) says, 'How dare you!' And he told him just like this, 'You don't have the guts and the balls to fight me right now! They will kill me but I will kill you before they kill me!'

Everybody was like, 'Is this guy crazy?' But of course none of us knew that he would be the guy that he is now. He was wealthy and we knew that his family was from Iraq and the other countries and that they had oil wells.

The day I saw him was the day of our graduation, I remember his face. He was raised here, and trained here but his family was so wealthy. He had another name at that time but some of us who were there. Steven Seagal was there too, the actor. Actually we saw Steven Seagal in Vietnam.

The next threat is in Florida and the airport.

He (bin Laden) could be walking around here in Miami or New York or anywhere. You know you can change your face, also your fingerprints with plastic surgery. They can get fingerprints, create tissue and then you have a double of you. This guy is a multi-multi-millionaire and his family is being protected by the United States… This going to be a never-ending story.

Have a great flight!